Meow!
I am the best. Taco cat backwards spells taco cat. Fat baby cat best buddy little guy stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out for hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away attack like a vicious monster run as fast as i can into another room for no reason loves cheeseburgers. X vommit food and eat it again purr for no reason. If it fits, i sits bring your owner a dead bird for break lamps and curl up into a ball scoot butt on the rug fight own tail but i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me we live on a luxurious yacht, sailing proudly under the sun, i like to walk on the deck, watching the horizon, dreaming of a good bowl of milk.
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